How to be an agent?

How to be a agent?

1.You HAVE to follow the rules.
2.DONT swear! 
3.Help new chobots (some one helped u when u were new)
4.Be helpful to every one including mods & agents.
5.When there is a party DONT BEG FOR RAIN!!   
6. If some one doesnt follow the rules,what do u do? U report & ignore! 2 easy steps!
7.Dont beg a mod do make u a agent SERIOSULY DONT.